#YOU JUST USED THE CAP’S SHIELD TO LEVEL YOUR TUBES#I REQUIRE NOTHING FROM YOU BECAUSE I’M GOING TO GO HOME TO MY VINTAGE CAPTAIN AMERICA CARD COLLECTION #OMG TONY I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU #AGENT COULSON OUT
“This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.”YES PLEASE!
Want
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just me
I’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.Can you be my cashier forever

Printing this and hanging it up in the laundry room ☺
tumblr has taught me more about real life than real life ever has
did i just learn a second language
I’ve been waiting for this for ages.
WHY THE F CK CANT THEY JUST WRITE THIS SHIT
Useful life lessons courtesy of Tumblr!
Still just translates to “throw it in with the rest of the clothes and hope for the best” to me.
there’s a sort of terminal between timelines, and two time-travellers’ paths cross- both of whom repeat and redo and trap themselves in a hell of their own choosing in order to bring happiness to their beloved.
and when their god is in their heaven, everything is all right in the world.
